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"Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress."

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chateaux-en-ciel:

stickyspiderlips:

"Isn’t nature charming."

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"How much have you had to drink? Because you look and smell god awful."

"About as charming as civilization is."

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"And to answer your first question, a lot; also, screw you. I’m on my way home for a reason. Just had to make a…pit stop." Unfortunately for the ants.

"You wish." Alois could never resist. "Oh, just a pit stop? Then stand up, get walking, I am dying to see how well that goes— or do you need a hand?”

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#chateauxenciel 

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chateaux-en-ciel:

"Looks like a lot of them are dying."

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"But I guess all the others can feast on the carcasses of their fallen." He is utterly enthralled.

"Isn’t nature charming."

"How much have you had to drink? Because you look and smell god awful."

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chateaux-en-ciel:

"I just threw up an an anthill."

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"…Cool."

"That’s disgusting,”

"But at least the ants won’t go hungry for a while."

baron-de-neige:

stickyspiderlips:

baron-de-neige:

stickyspiderlips:

he’d be so pissed but he’d probably give up for a day or so

HOW DID I NOT AUTOMATICALLY GO TO HIM GETTING STUCK IN A WEB

BC KYN’D JUST PUT A TON UP

like bitch let’s see you get past these

OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

HE’D BE SO INDIGNANT LIKE. HMPHSPIDERS.

this is so appropriate

supernatural aus bring me so much joy

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#barondeniege 

baron-de-neige:

stickyspiderlips:

he’d be so pissed but he’d probably give up for a day or so

HOW DID I NOT AUTOMATICALLY GO TO HIM GETTING STUCK IN A WEB

BC KYN’D JUST PUT A TON UP

like bitch let’s see you get past these

OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

HE’D BE SO INDIGNANT LIKE. HMPHSPIDERS.

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#barondeniege 

baron-de-neige:

stickyspiderlips:

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Alois doesn’t fight, he doesn’t play that cleanly

he’ll take them in his sleep if he has to

imagining alois trying to take kyn’s eyes while he’s asleep

and ending up with a spider foot up the nose

he’d be so pissed but he’d probably give up for a day or so

baron-de-neige:

stickyspiderlips:

you’re making kyn want to squish him d ONT

he will sell Kyn’s eyes to a thistlewitch if he even tries. :l

might i remind you that kyn won in a fight against jack frost

js

Alois doesn’t fight, he doesn’t play that cleanly

he’ll take them in his sleep if he has to

you’re making kyn want to squish him d ONT

he will sell Kyn’s eyes to a thistlewitch if he even tries. :l

supernatural AUs were i get to make Alois a fairy bring me life

and i mean like murderous, vicious fairy not gentle and sweet and crushable